And I thought today was gonna suck. Nope, I was fortunate enough to catch the Live Stream of Punxsutawney Phil the Groundhog. Not gonna lie though, I legit fell for this sexual sounding oral click bait early in the morning, just forgetting that it was February 2nd. Have to admit, Gobbler’s Knob sounded intriguing at 5am and I really thought it was Game of Thrones or Hobbit porn. Like this was filmed in the rolling hills of Ireland and I expected a Wildling or Hobbit to be slaying bitches while holding their ax on top of a horse. But nope, this was exclusively the location of Punxsutawney, PA where Phil the groundhog makes his annual weather prediction. Jokes on Dizzy today.
But que sera sera. The moral of the story is that we have six more weeks of winter. Phil don’t lie and Phil doesn’t give a fuck either. He just wants his carrots and to go back inside his home. I will say that I do trust Phil more than I do our own weatherman that’s for sure.